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Someone forwarded this to me a while ago.  It’s anonymous, so no source credited (sorry), and it is in no way meant to cause offense.  Lord knows that in my marriage, I am the one who needs enrolling in most of these classes.

CLASSES FOR MEN

DAY ONE

 HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation.

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper.

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of expert Judges.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other — help line and support groups.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming — open forum.

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play.

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation.

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation and follow-up discussion.

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Lecture and role playing.

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your Blackberry to class.

GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG SOMETIMES
Individual counselors available.

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