88 Days Until St. Patrick’s Day!

                  
              Woohoo!

Lewis Carroll

Alice: Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
The Cat: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.
Alice: I don’t much care where–
The Cat: Then it doesn’t much matter which way you go.
Alice –so long as I get somewhere.
The Cat: Oh, you’re sure to do that, [...]

Nape Piercing

No one will pierce my nape because I’m too skinny.  :( 

One lucky piercee’s end result:

Velvet Underground Lyrics

“I’m gonna try to nullify my life…cause when the blood begins to flow…
And it shoots up the dropper’s neck…when I’m closin’ in on death…
Ah, you can’t help me, not you guys, or all you sweet girls with all your sweet talk…
you can all go take a walk!  And I guess I just don’t know.
 
Heroin…be the [...]

Men, Sign Up! :)

Someone forwarded this to me a while ago.  It’s anonymous, so no source credited (sorry), and it is in no way meant to cause offense.  Lord knows that in my marriage, I am the one who needs enrolling in most of these classes.
CLASSES FOR MEN
DAY ONE
 HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation.
TOILET [...]