This is serious psychology. Truly. A friend sent it to me a while ago, and I finally have a place to share it (with a few minor alterations of my own). ——–>
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo’s:
- The whole thing all at once.
- One slow bite at a time.
- Slow, methodical nibbles, perhaps examining the results of each bite afterward.
- In little nervous nibbles.
- Dunked in some liquid. [This was me, by the way. 100% accurate.]
- Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
- Twisted apart, the inside, then toss the cookie.
- Just the cookie. Not the inside.
- I just like to lick them, not eat them.
- I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreos.
The whole thing
You consume life with abandon. You are fun to be with, exciting, and carefree, with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. You should never be trusted with anyone’s children.
One bite at a time
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreo’s this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination and inspiration. That’s ok, not to worry. You’re normal.
Slow and Methodical
You follow the rules. You’re exceedingly tidy and orderly. You’re very meticulous in every detail of every thing you do, to the point of being anal-retentive and irritating to others around you. Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to go the speed limit.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do, and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and hospitalizations run in your family. Valium would likely do you good.
Everyone likes you because you’re upbeat. You are the life of the party, but you also crash parties and make everyone miserable. You tend to sugarcoat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call your life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things open to find out how they work, but you are usually unable to put them back together, so you destroy the evidence of your activities and feign ignorance. You deny involvement whenever anything goes wrong. You are a compulsive liar. You exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
Twisted apart, the inside, then toss the cookie
You are good at business. You take risks that pay off. You also take what you want of things and throw the rest away, including people and matters of truth. You are greedy, selfish, just plain mean, and apathetic. You should be ashamed of yourself. That’s ok though, because you got yours, and you don’t care.
Just the cookie, not the inside
You enjoy pain, both giving and receiving. This is called sado-masochism.
I just like to lick them, not eat them
Seek psychiatric help immediately. Stay away from small furry animals.
I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreos
You likely come from an affluent family. You were spoiled and given too much attention as a child. You wear high-end fashion, and eat at only the most esteemed restaurants. You are particular and fussy about everything you buy, own, wear, or eat. Things have to be just right. There’s just no pleasing you. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna, and you annoy everyone around you.