Sunday Funnies

“Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn’t you say so?  There’s a support group for that.  It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the water cooler.”     -Drew Carey

 “Relationships are hard.  It’s like a full time job, and we should treat it like one.  If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice.  There should be severance pay.  The day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.”     -Bob Ettinger

“The problem with the designated driver program is, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it.  At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”     -Jeff Foxworthy

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